Dang this text. Its blue!!! And italic-ed!!! And underlined!!!!
Aaanywho.
Random bio of Shadi:
Hi. My name is Shadi. I love to procrastinate, and I like eating weird things together. Like chicken and icecream. And philadelphia cream cheese and jam. And lemon/lime sorbet and dairy chocolate icecream. I love my mummy, and Harry Potter. I think I am a bad person. I love my friends. I like reading stuff, just about anything really. I'm a book whore. Except I can't stand war novels. I like doing this ":P" smiley alot. I wish I could play the guitar, and have magical powers, and fly to the moon. I want so very desperately to fall in love. I'm afraid that when it comes to my wedding night, I'll be too tired to ... ya know. Or I might do it wrong. Or I might be too.... down there. Ehem. I want to be the worlds first singer/doctor/archaeologist/space lady. I like caves, but I don't want to live in them. I want to punch the first boy who made me cry. I miss my grandma. I should treat my mum with more respect. I hate school. I like maths. I miss you lot. I never realized, but I need you to breath. xoxo
My darling, my dear, my sweet, you do not hold back, do you?
ReplyDeleteI think we all hold the same fears about our wedding nights. I believe I shall have worked myself up to such a state that I'll have a panic attack, freak him out, subsequently get divorced and never lose my virginity.
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My dear, he'll be well used to you by then not to have a freak-out. Unless you spontaneously marry a rockstar. Then it'd probably be best if you got that divorce. Rule number one when marrying rockstars: don't. Unless, of course, they are one of the members of JB.
ReplyDeleteArgh. Imagine that. An 80-year-old virgin living with her mother and lots of cats in an old rundown cottage in the woods where no one goes. What a thought.
:S
ReplyDeleteThat is not an attractive preospect, considering that if I am 80 my mother would be most probably dead and therefore I would be living with a festering skeleton and hoardes of cats scavenging off the last pieces of meat they can strip from the bones.
That's disgusting.
The end. :)
Ew.
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